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i almost bought these shoes…

Posted in design, general, jokes, tagged , , , , , on May 4, 2008 | No Comments »

 
they’re stunningly, frivolously, fabulously beautiful
and all my favourite colours.
i had dreams about them.  seriously.
showcased with a fantastic pencil skirt and an airy white shirt…
watching them dangle flirtatiously from the bottom of my jeans…
thinking about how they’d sparkle in the lights while i made my moves on the dance floor.
i even planned to make big beads in colours [...]

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My kitten is hilarious…

Posted in family, jokes, tagged , , , on March 29, 2008 | No Comments »

 
i mean, can you believe this pose????  He was lying there sleeping in the sunlight just like that and when i called him he kinda rolled his head to side and gave me that look…

…and then he just stretched back out and dozed off again. In the wild, i believe this pose is known to predators [...]

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Ode to Effetre Copper Green

Posted in design, flamework, jokes, lampwork, tagged , , , , on January 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »

 
Copper green, you are my bane
Copper green, you’re driving me insane!
You spit, you pit, you crack, you shock
Mixing you with certain colours just makes icky schlock
I love you! Why can’t you love me back?
Why must each turn in the flame coat you with gunky black?
I know i can etch you but i want you to [...]

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These quizzes are fun timewasters…

Posted in jokes, tagged , , on January 27, 2008 | No Comments »

STEAK, originally uploaded by NicnBill.

i’m 52% likely to eat my friends if starving in a blizzard (frankly i’m surprised it’s not higher)

i could take on a mere 16 five year olds in a fight

my dead body is worth $3990 (that’s it???)

i only have a 30% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse

i’m 45% geek (no duh?)

i’m only 36% effective [...]

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Ever wondered what you would look like….

Posted in jokes, tagged , , , , , on October 30, 2007 | No Comments »

…as a Simpson’s character? This is a Simpsonized version of me.  Note I’m wearing beads - my own of course.

http://simpsonizeme.com
Almost as much fun as the South Park version.  And very accurate too.
…except i do have a chin. And irises.  And i’m not quite that shade of brown.  Oh, and no room in my house is that white.
But otherwise? Fer shure, [...]

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