Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Honestly, everytime this commercial comes on the TV i end up bursting into laughter (for all the wrong reasons) and i’m usually in tears and gasping for breath before the commercial ends…. I wonder if the creators of this Pull-ups diaper ad realize how hilariously subversive this commercial is? Plus, you know rap has gone completely and utterly [...]

Read Full Post »

  they’re stunningly, frivolously, fabulously beautiful and all my favourite colours. i had dreams about them.  seriously. showcased with a fantastic pencil skirt and an airy white shirt… watching them dangle flirtatiously from the bottom of my jeans… thinking about how they’d sparkle in the lights while i made my moves on the dance floor. i even [...]

Read Full Post »

  i mean, can you believe this pose????  He was lying there sleeping in the sunlight just like that and when i called him he kinda rolled his head to side and gave me that look… …and then he just stretched back out and dozed off again. In the wild, i believe this pose is known [...]

Read Full Post »

  Copper green, you are my bane Copper green, you’re driving me insane! You spit, you pit, you crack, you shock Mixing you with certain colours just makes icky schlock I love you! Why can’t you love me back? Why must each turn in the flame coat you with gunky black? I know i can [...]

Read Full Post »

STEAK, originally uploaded by NicnBill. i’m 52% likely to eat my friends if starving in a blizzard (frankly i’m surprised it’s not higher) i could take on a mere 16 five year olds in a fight my dead body is worth $3990 (that’s it???) i only have a 30% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse i’m 45% geek [...]

Read Full Post »

…as a Simpson’s character? This is a Simpsonized version of me.  Note I’m wearing beads – my own of course. http://simpsonizeme.com Almost as much fun as the South Park version.  And very accurate too. …except i do have a chin. And irises.  And i’m not quite that shade of brown.  Oh, and no room in my house is that white. [...]

Read Full Post »

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.